诱受r18漫画:do you know a website with some simple chinese jokes?

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Hello everyone,

I'm looking for some simple Chinese jokes.

Do you know these Chinese jokes and how to say in Chinese? :

People in Guangzhou eat everything that moves along the ground except cars, eat everything that flys in the air except planes, and everything that swims in the sea except boats.

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also:
I heard a Chinese joke before about an alien (外星人)The alien lands in different Chinese provinces/cities .... for example in Shanghai everyone trys to make money out of it, in Beijing it is put in a museam, in Shandong they do experiments on it, and in Guangzhou they cook it to see what it tastes like.

looking for some simple Chinese jokes??
the website
www.haha168.com

广东人敢吃除了汽车外的一切在地上跑的东西,敢吃除了飞机外的一切在天上飞的东西,敢吃除了轮船外的一切在水里游的东西.(这里是说广东人什么都敢吃)