秦皇岛邮政编码含义:翻译一下

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One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him hat.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

一个女孩去传教者和交代了她的罪孽。
女孩: 父亲, 我sinned 。
传教者: 您做了什么, 小女孩?
女孩: 昨天, 我告诉一个人混帐家伙。
传教者: 为什么? 他做了什么对您?
女孩: 他接触了我的乳房。
传教者: 您卑鄙象这样? (人做了它。)
女孩: (A 一点害羞从接触) 是。
传教者: 那是没有原因告诉他那。
女孩: 但他并且离开了我的布料。
传教者: 您卑鄙象这样? (他再做它。)
女孩: 是, 那是什么他。
传教者: 那仍然是没有原因告诉他帽子。
女孩: 并且他投入了他的你知道什么入我你知道什么。..
传教者: (邪恶的笑。..) 您意味象这样? (和你知道什么)
女孩: (在几分钟以后。..) Ugh 。.. 呀, 那是什么他。..
传教者: 我亲爱的女孩, 那仍然是没有原因告诉他a 。..
女孩: 但他有爱滋病!!
传教者: 那混帐家伙!!!

上面的翻译不好 我知道怎么翻译 但是我更想知道这个东西你是从那里弄来的 晕啊 是笑话? 还是黄色书刊?