沈腾马丽综艺节目马东:帮我找错 要是没错的话最好

s: long time no see ,my classmates.
p: it's our turn to show you a report. we believe you will like our wonderful story and pictures
s: first, let's Guess what it is First. We usually use it in our daily life.
It‘s slim and get soft hair.
It’s a kind of Chinese special.
We use it to write and draw pictures.
p: the answer is writing brush. our story is about it. Your mum, your grandma even your grandma’s grandma have heard this story.
s: the story is ma liang with his magic writing brush.
P:Long time ago,there was a child called Maliang The boy loved painting but he was so poor that he didn’t have enough money to buy a writing brush! In his mind he was thinking: “I just don't believe a poor child is not good enough to learn painting.”
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s: Good morning class, haven't seen you guys for a long time.
p: it's our turn today to show you a report. we believe you will like our wondeful story and pictures.
s: first, let's see what it is. We usually use it in our daily life.
Its has a very slim body and soft hairs.
It’s a kind of Chinese special.
We use it to write and draw pictures.
p: the answer is writing brush. our story today is to do with it. Your mum might have heard of this story, may be your grandma or even your great grandma did.
s: the story is about ma liang with his magic writing brush.
P:Long time ago,there was a child called Maliang . The boy loved painting but he was so poor, he didn't have enough money to buy a writing brush! he was thinking in his mind that: “I just don't believe a poor child is not good enough to learn painting.”
S:Years after years Ma Liang's practices never miss, not even a day. One day Maliang went across with an angel,and the angel gave him a writing brush.
“This is a magic paint brush, use it well.”
P:What a fantastic dream!Ma Liang drew a bird with the brush. The bird flapped its wings and flew into the sky. But unluckily ,the story passed to a landlord. The greedy landlord sent two of his bodyguards to take Ma Liang to him and made the boy draw a money tree but ma liang didn’t do that.the landlord was angry,so he let Ma Liang to be locked in a stable .
S: after one day, when the landlord’s men went into the stable Ma Liang was nowhere to be found! With the magic writing brush he had drawn a ladder and climbed over the wall. The landlord and his men followed up the ladder but they couldn’t climbed the ladder . They could hear Ma Liang laughing outside the stable!ma liang drew a horse and ran to another town.
p:but the landlord found ma liang again. He wanted Maliang to draw a gold mountain , First maliang drew a mountain made of gold. Then he drew a second one, followed by a third and on and on. He painted one gold mountain on top of another..But he also drew a boat ,river.
s:The landlord jumped into the boat went together with his men,then they did their best to get to the another bank.During the the trip,Maliang drew
thuderstorm,what would happen? Ha ha of course the landlord died during the trip!
P:: the story is over.If you have a writing brush, what will you do with it?
s:our daily show is nearly at the end,I think you are pleasent about it.and today afternoon,we will have a test,right?
p:we wish you can also have a magic pen to get high marks in the test, go for it!

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