宜昌市第九中学网站:帮忙找初一的简单的笑话

1，Mother Mouse:

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
Computer Humor:

"I asked my dad where babies come from. He says you download them from the Internet."

"Whenever something goes wrong, I just push this little Reset button and restart. I wish my whole life was like that!"

2，Computer Humor:

"I asked my dad where babies come from. He says you download them from the Internet."

"Whenever something goes wrong, I just push this little Reset button and restart. I wish my whole life was like that!"

Teacher:"What does clock mean?''
Student:"......''
Teacher:"Who wakes up you everyday.''
Student:"My mum!''
Teacher:"@#$%&^$%%.......''

我就是初一上学期的
我只听得懂第一个
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