tarao my god音译:求一段两人英文对话`3分钟左右`搞笑一点的`(急!!)(奖励20分)

两个人正在打电话，一位名叫Speke（音同speak）；另一位名叫Watt（音同what）。

Speke:How do you do! My name is Speke.
Watt:How do you do! My name is Watt.
Speke (to the phone): Are you there?
Watt (to the phone): Yeah，I am here.
Speke: so，what's your name please?
Watt: Watt.
Speke: Can't you hear me? I am asking you, what's your name?
Watt: Watt's my name.
Speke: Yes, what's your name?!!!
Watt: My name's Watt.
Speke: Oh, man! I ask you what's your name.
Watt: And I am telling you,my name is Watt.
Speke: OK, I don't know.
Watt: I am Watt-w -a-t-t.
Speke: Oh, oh,Watt, sure,I see now.
Watt: Who's that?
Speke: Speke.
Watt: I AM speaking. What's your name?
Speke: My name's Speke-s -p-e-k-e. I want to speak to Day(另一个人的名字）.
Watt: You can speak today. And I can hear you.
Speke: I don't want to speak to you. I want to speak to Day.
Watt: Sure, TODAY, at what time?
Speke: Now! I want to speak to Day. To Day! To Day!
Watt: It's today now, Speke. speak, speak!
Speke: OK，listen,I want to speak to Mr.Day,Mr.Peter Day, NOW!!
Watt: Oh, now I see. You can't speak to Day today. He doesn't want to speak to Speke today. Good-bye!
Speke: oh, my God!!!

Speke:How do you do! My name is Speke.
Watt:How do you do! My name is Watt.
Speke (to the phone): Are you there?
Watt (to the phone): Yeah，I am here.
Speke: so，what's your name please?
Watt: Watt.
Speke: Can't you hear me? I am asking you, what's your name?
Watt: Watt's my name.
Speke: Yes, what's your name?!!!
Watt: My name's Watt.
Speke: Oh, man! I ask you what's your name.
Watt: And I am telling you,my name is Watt.
Speke: OK, I don't know.
Watt: I am Watt-w -a-t-t.
Speke: Oh, oh,Watt, sure,I see now.
Watt: Who's that?
Speke: Speke.
Watt: I AM speaking. What's your name?
Speke: My name's Speke-s -p-e-k-e. I want to speak to Day(另一个人的名字）.
Watt: You can speak today. And I can hear you.
Speke: I don't want to speak to you. I want to speak to Day.
Watt: Sure, TODAY, at what time?
Speke: Now! I want to speak to Day. To Day! To Day!
Watt: It's today now, Speke. speak, speak!
Speke: OK，listen,I want to speak to Mr.Day,Mr.Peter Day, NOW!!
Watt: Oh, now I see. You can't speak to Day today. He doesn't want to speak to Speke today. Good-bye!
Speke: oh, my God!!!