最后一束米迦勒未删减:征集英文笑话

1.Time Is Money
　　As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter. "Oh.yes.You've got a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,"added the driver.
　　2.No Cavities
　　A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "
　　His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!

　　Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!

　　3.There is two friend ,one is named Trouble and the other called Quiet,one day, both of them walk on the street,but Trouble is walking astray,so Quiet comes to the Police station and tell the police man that his friend is astray,at the first, the police man ask him what is his name,he answers,Quiet! "Oh boy u must looking for trouble!" Yea i am looking for Trouble

It is Not That
John:I saw seven girls share one umbrella and
none of them got wet.
Mike:Oh,that must be a very big umbrella .
John:No.It wasn it raining.

地理课上，老师发现有同学讲话，于是对咳嗽了两声，大叫：“注意听课了，你们不看着我怎么知道非洲大猩猩长得什么样子”

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