幼师网络研修个人计划:谁能给我一个英文笑话？下星期上外教课要用啊

one day, an angler caught a mermaid, but he released her straight after . another angler asked him: "Why?"
he said:"How?"

"yes" man

son:"Mom, what is a "yes" man?"

mother:"Umm...it's a person who never gives his own opinion about anything, always agreeing with what has been said.isn't that right,honey?"

father:"Yes, yes, yes!"
唯唯诺诺的人

儿子：“妈妈，什么叫做唯唯诺诺的人？”

妈妈：“嗯，就是那些从来不发表自己的意见，嘴上常说‘对，对，对’的人。孩子他爸，我说的对吗？”

爸爸：“对，对，对！”

这是我昨天(二月28日)在纽约邮报"New York Post看到的一则消息,觉得挺好笑.纽约邮报每天都有一小版叫"Weird But True",讲世界上发生的真实但却奇里古怪的事.
A Sudanese man was forced to married a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, who caught the pair in flagrante delicto, brought the goat lover to local lawmakers, who told him to marry the beast, as well as pay a dowry of $70.
"As far as we know, they're still together," the owner said.

Bill Hoffman, Wire Service
一位苏丹男子在与一只山羊发生性关系时,被人当场捉住.现在他被迫要娶这只山羊.
发现这对狗男羊奸情的是山羊的主人,他把这位对山羊有特别嗜好的男子交给当地执法人员.执法人员命令这位男子迎娶这只牲畜,同时他还需
交付结婚礼金$70.
山羊主人说,"据我所知,他们现在还在一起鬼混."

1.flagrante delicto---during the blazing of the crime
2. dowry---propety or money brought by a bride to her husband
3.pair--原意是一对,一双...中国人喜欢把有奸情的男女称为"狗男女",在这我尽量把文章翻成有"中国味道",所以我把pair翻成"狗男羊".
不知这篇文章算不算"黄"?因为是真事,我觉得挺好笑.希望你喜欢

While he was Vice-President, Coolidge and his wife lived at the Willard Hotel in Washington. One evening a fire alarm brought all the guests to the lob by. Even after the little fire was under control, they were detained by the firemen. Coolidge finally be came impatient and started upstairs, but he was halt ed by the fire marshal. “Who are you? ”the marshal asked. “I'm the Vice-President, ”said Coolidge. “All right, go ahead, ”said the marshal. But Coolidge had only gone a step or two when he was halted a second time, “What are you Vice-President of? ”the marshal demanded suspiciously. “I am the Vice-President of the United States, ”said Coolidge. “Come right down, ”snapped the fire chief. “I thought you were Vice-President of the hotel. ”