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A Thief’s Request
Finishing their shopping at the mall,a couple discovers that their brand-new car has been stolen.They file a report at the police station,and a detective drives them back to the parking lot to look for evidence.

To their amazement,the car has been returned and there’s a note in it that says:“I apologize for taking your car.My wife was having a baby and I had to rush her to the hospital.Please forgot the inconvenience.There are two tickets for tonight's Mania Twain concert.”

Their faith in humanity restored,the couple attends the concert.But when they return home,they find their house has been ransacked.On the bathroom mirror is another note:“I have to put my kid through college somehow,don't I”

The Cat Was Let Out of the Bag

Soon after Dave left college, one of his uncles, who was rich and had no children of his own died and left Dave a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.

He found a nice office, bought some new furniture and moved in. He had only been there for a few hours when he heard someone coming towards the door of his office.

“It’s my first customer!” he thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.

The man knocked at the door while this was going on, came in and waited politely for the agent to finish his conversation. Then he said to him, “I’m from the telephone company, and I was sent here to connect your telephone.”

英语小故事: The one-eyed doe

A doe had lost one of her eyes, and could not see anyone approaching her from one side.

In order to avoid any danger, she always ate on a high cliff near the sea, and looked at the land with her good eye when she was eating.

By this means she could see whenever the hunters approached her on land.

But one hunter found out that she was blind in one eye. He rowed a boat under the cliff, and shot her from the sea.
译文: 一只眼睛的母鹿

有头瞎了一只眼睛的母鹿，没有办法看到从瞎了的那只眼的方向靠近她的东西。

为了躲避危险，她总是在海边的一处高崖上吃草。在她吃东西的时候，她用那只好的眼睛注视着陆地。

用这种方法，她防备来自陆地上的猎人的袭击。

但是一个猎人发现她的一只眼睛是瞎的，就划着船从海上将她射杀了。