高校问答fgo日服石头号淘宝:爆笑美文
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A man went to a farmers market and asks for a rooster.
The clerk says, you mean a cock? So the guy says, yeah, a cock. So he goes to another farmers market and asks for a mother dog.
The clerk says you mean a bitch? So the guy says, yeah a bitch.
Then he goes to a hardware store and asks for a pully. And the clerk says you mean a pull it. So the guy says yeah a pull it. So the guys walking down the street and his dog gets away.
He walks up to a pretty young woman and says, ma'am, could you please hold on to my cock and pull it while I go get my bitch?
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The clerk says, you mean a cock? So the guy says, yeah, a cock. So he goes to another farmers market and asks for a mother dog.
The clerk says you mean a bitch? So the guy says, yeah a bitch.
Then he goes to a hardware store and asks for a pully. And the clerk says you mean a pull it. So the guy says yeah a pull it. So the guys walking down the street and his dog gets away.
He walks up to a pretty young woman and says, ma'am, could you please hold on to my cock and pull it while I go get my bitch?
请精确翻译,谢谢
一个家伙去市场问有没有公鸡。
店员说“你要公鸡（cock俚语还有ji ba的意思）那家伙说对。他又去另一摊位上问有没有母狗。
店员又说：你要母狗（bitch俚语是ji nv），那家伙说对。
他又到一家五金店，问有没有滑轮（原文有误，应为pulley）店员说你要滑轮（pull it有拉着，拽着的意思）。
他买了所有这些东西后，就沿着街走了。走路的时候，那只狗跑了。正好碰到一个靓女路过，他赶快对人家说：女士，请你拿着我的cock（ji ba）拽紧喽，我得去追回我那个bitch（ji nv）。
有很多东西中英文是不能互翻的，完全是本民族语言的文化特色。不看原文是无法体会其中妙处的。
有很多英文俚语笑话是译不好的。文化，言语不同也。
我晕~你在哪里找的哦~典型的黄色笑话！！！谁敢帮你翻！