山野追踪下载:求一篇英语小笑话（初一下学期范畴的）不要太多单词

Tom: I was on TV today.
Helen: You're kidding.
Tom: No,I'm not. But when my mother saw me sitting there, she made me get off

汤姆：我今天上电视了
海伦：你在开玩笑吧
汤姆：我没开玩笑．只不过我妈妈看到我坐在上边的时候，叫我马上滚下来

I Wasn't Asleep

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我没有睡着

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”

“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

Teacher and Student

In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

中文：

老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟的照片。然后他问其中一名学生，“杰克，你最喜欢哪种鸟儿啊？”

杰克想了想，回答，“炸鸡，老师。”