微信提现是到银行卡吗:哪里有〈一百个女生和一个男生〉那段爱的宣言的视频？

答案不就是看不懂嘛 呵呵,路过

Matthew: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die.
Rod: Man, keep it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice.
Rod: As they say, she's nice from a far, but far from nice.
Matthew: Men have this anti-intimacy force field around them. It is powered by sarcasm, humor, and aversion.
Matthew: Isn't American cheese appropriately named? It's fake and processed, just like America.
Matthew: It was if I was a perverted Prince Charming. Instead of possessing Cinderella's glass slippers, I had her panties.
Matthew: And on of them is my true love, my forever soul mate, the Betty to my Barney, my kismetic destiny. The problem is I don't know who she is.
Matthew: It must have been the cloak of darkness concealing my usual romantic retardation, because that night, I was smart. I was funny. I was invincible.
Matthew: I think the only 'ists' there should be are humanists.
Patty: In High School, you would have called me a slut. Now, in College, you call me a good time.
Patty: There's a certain way a man stares at a woman he loves. The man looks like a boy on his birthday. And he treats the woman as if she were a gift that he's wanted so long to open and now he can't wait to see what the treasure is inside.
Matthew: There are no clearly defined rules between men and women. So, each side thinks they're playing fair and each side thinks they're being cheated. Maybe, this is why men and women have the innate ability to bring out the poison in one another.
Matthew: I've seen you around. You're a natural born hipster.
Crick: Natural born hipster?
Matthew: Yeah. The next evolution of a jock. You traded in your letterman jacket for a manicured goatee and a Eurotrash ponytail. You're the worst kind of cool. You're the kind of guy who wears male make-up. A real fashion plate. You're proof that those boy-toy doofuses in those men's magazines are all rump rangers.

没有你,我是一个孤独的遗弃狗站在公路. 我担心的礼物,甚至通过我不知道是你的生日. 我们可以用清洁、购物及完美天. 我发誓,我永远不会勉强你作骂人时,平行停车轮胎对抑制. 如果你同意接受我,我每周清洁厕所. 我这样做,如果你问我的话. 我将打击"Hooters"、"爱火箭"在我的语汇. 我爱你. 即使你叫咪咪,你要我宣告它"可能会". 我只能通过复盖下气,最可怕的情况下. 地狱,我去了就低胆固醇的饮食. 我不会买一个红色的,我打我的运动车中年危机. 父母可以每周访问美国,即使你是巫妈妈,您老人家和资本B没有退休回家去了,因为他们能与我们共同生活. 我宣布,我把白人从色彩学的奥秘和冷热水淘洗. 我就不一一和你在等待别人把我补课. 如果你是一个猫人,我永远不会说出,才能拯救生命的狗淹死,但不能猫. 我很乐意看卡通片与你一样的"傲慢与偏见". 我想作一点新的食物如辣椒gumbo. 我不会在我的鼻子卷曲的蔬菜包装可怕的是有奶酪的味道. 我保证永远说"是"当你问:"我好希望今晚的头发吗? " 我带来了一个全新的意义阁"偎". 我是经过深思熟虑的,足以送给你天天. 我每向前救你把我的生日卡! 其实,我写的信时,你就要真实面貌. 我希望你们永远向前我知道我离开车钥匙,我永远不会离开我的袜子在地上. 与我,你会觉得总是在牙膏帽. 我想从那些穿着比基尼式内衣,如果你喜欢. 我肚子按钮永远免费皮棉. 我希望全在你的吻割掉. 这将是最激动,你体内经历过的. 现在我宣布,我会给你我的生活. 如果你不找我,我知道我的部份一定死. 棒:人,随时容易,如果她很容易,她采取了两次. 棒:正如他们所说,她的可爱从远,但远未漂亮. 马修:这个男人反部队大多在外地. 讽刺的是电力、幽默和反感. 马太:美国不恰当命名奶酪? 它的假冒加工,就像美国. 马修:如果我是一个充满迷人王子. 而有计画的玻璃拖鞋,我身上的衩. 马修:对,他们是真正爱我,我永远灵犀,我喜欢巴尼,我kismetic命运. 问题是我不知道她是谁. 马修:一定是我平时的外衣掩盖黑暗浪漫迟钝,因为那天晚上,我是很聪明. 我很幽默. 我是不可战胜的. 马修:我认为只有「打倒」应该是人本主义. 单打:高中,你叫我贱人了. 目前,学院,你叫我好了. 单打:有一定程度的人,他爱女人的目光. 他像一个小男孩在他78岁生日. 他把她作为礼物,如果她是他的希望,现在开这么久,他不能再等了,看看偶珍惜. 马修:没有明确规定男女之间. 因此,他们认为双方各自认为公平和欺骗他们. 也许,这就是为什么男女生都能够带出另一种毒. 马修:我看见你过来. hipster你自然出生. 克里克:hipster自然出生. 马修:哦. jock的未来发展. 你买卖贵深夜外套和一死了繁茂Eurotrash圆. 你最坏凉. 你的男人穿的家伙,他们化妆. 真正地板块. 你证明这些男孩的玩具doofuses的男士杂志都别动队可言.

Matthew在楼下的表白，老经典的。

Matthew: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die.

恩。。。。。。厄。。。。我来翻译翻译~~~~

马修:没有你,我是一个孤独的遗弃狗站在公路. 我担心的礼物,甚至通过我不知道是你的生日. 我们可以用清洁、购物及完美天. 我发誓,我永远不会勉强你作骂人时,平行停车轮胎对抑制. 如果你同意接受我,我每周清洁厕所. 我这样做,如果你问我的话. 我将打击"Hooters"、"爱火箭"在我的语汇. 我爱你. 即使你叫咪咪,你要我宣告它"可能会". 我只能通过复盖下气,最可怕的情况下. 地狱,我去了就低胆固醇的饮食. 我不会买一个红色的,我打我的运动车中年危机. 父母可以每周访问美国,即使你是巫妈妈,您老人家和资本B没有退休回家去了,因为他们能与我们共同生活. 我宣布,我把白人从色彩学的奥秘和冷热水淘洗. 我就不一一和你在等待别人把我补课. 如果你是一个猫人,我永远不会说出,才能拯救生命的狗淹死,但不能猫. 我很乐意看卡通片与你一样的"傲慢与偏见". 我想作一点新的食物如辣椒gumbo. 我不会在我的鼻子卷曲的蔬菜包装可怕的是有奶酪的味道. 我保证永远说"是"当你问:"我好希望今晚的头发吗? " 我带来了一个全新的意义阁"偎". 我是经过深思熟虑的,足以送给你天天. 我每向前救你把我的生日卡! 其实,我写的信时,你就要真实面貌. 我希望你们永远向前我知道我离开车钥匙,我永远不会离开我的袜子在地上. 与我,你会觉得总是在牙膏帽. 我想从那些穿着比基尼式内衣,如果你喜欢. 我肚子按钮永远免费皮棉. 我希望全在你的吻割掉. 这将是最激动,你体内经历过的. 现在我宣布,我会给你我的生活. 如果你不找我,我知道我的部份一定死. 棒:人,随时容易,如果她很容易,她采取了两次. 棒:正如他们所说,她的可爱从远,但远未漂亮. 马修:这个男人反部队大多在外地. 讽刺的是电力、幽默和反感. 马太:美国不恰当命名奶酪? 它的假冒加工,就像美国. 马修:如果我是一个充满迷人王子. 而有计画的玻璃拖鞋,我身上的衩. 马修:对,他们是真正爱我,我永远灵犀,我喜欢巴尼,我kismetic命运. 问题是我不知道她是谁. 马修:一定是我平时的外衣掩盖黑暗浪漫迟钝,因为那天晚上,我是很聪明. 我很幽默. 我是不可战胜的. 马修:我认为只有「打倒」应该是人本主义. 单打:高中,你叫我贱人了. 目前,学院,你叫我好了. 单打:有一定程度的人,他爱女人的目光. 他像一个小男孩在他78岁生日. 他把她作为礼物,如果她是他的希望,现在开这么久,他不能再等了,看看偶珍惜. 马修:没有明确规定男女之间. 因此,他们认为双方各自认为公平和欺骗他们. 也许,这就是为什么男女生都能够带出另一种毒. 马修:我看见你过来. hipster你自然出生. 克里克:hipster自然出生. 马修:哦. jock的未来发展. 你买卖贵深夜外套和一死了繁茂Eurotrash圆. 你最坏凉. 你的男人穿的家伙,他们化妆. 真正地板块. 你证明这些男孩的玩具doofuses的男士杂志都别动队可言.

~~嘻嘻.偶来告诉你吧.答案是:偶也不晓得丫.!