废旧篮球属于什么垃圾:谁有小鬼当家2的英语剧本

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[Light switch clicks]

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BUZZ: Rod, do they have
nude beaches in Florida?

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GlRL: Where are my magazines?

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FRANK: Leslie!

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Leslie, what'd you do
with my golf balls?

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BUZZ:
Fifteen and a half sunblock.

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BUZZ:
Fifteen and a half sunblock.

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TRACY: Could I get
a string bikini in Florida?

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LESLlE: Pack your beach towel.

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BUZZ: Nobody can order pizza
in this house.

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FRANK: Where are my golf balls?

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BUZZ: You know why? 'Cause I'm
the only guy who likes pizza.

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TRACY:
Has anybody seen my sunblock?

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What's the point
of going to Florida...

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if you're gonna put on
sunblock?

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I don't care if I age
like an old suitcase.

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-I'm getting toasted.
-Great.

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Now you can be a skag
with slightly darker skin.

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He's jealous
'cause he can't tan.

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His freckles just connect.

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FRANK:
Hey, easy on the fluids, pal.

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The rubber sheets are packed.

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BOB EUBANKS ON TV:
Vicky goes with Ding.

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Behind Ding is 200 points.

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All right. Good for you.

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[Tape rewinds]

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RECORDlNG:
Two hundred points. All right.

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KATE: Honey, are you packed yet?

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KEVlN: Yes.

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RECORDlNG: Yes.

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Everything I put out for you?

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Yes.

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RECORDlNG: Yes.

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You see what Grandma Penelope
sent you for the trip?

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Uh, let me guess.
Donald Duck slippers?

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Ah ha! Close.

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An inflatable clown
to play with in the pool.

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How exciting.

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Why are we going to Florida?

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There's
no Christmas trees there.

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What is it
with you and Christmas trees?

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How can we have Christmas
without a Christmas tree?

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We'll find a nice, fake
silver one...

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or decorate a palm tree.

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BOB EUBANKS:
Good-bye, everybody.

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Guests of The New
Celebrity Ding Dang Dong...

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stay at the world-renowned
Plaza Hotel...

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New York's most exciting
hotel experience.

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For reservations,
call toll free--1-800...

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PETER: Know where the battery
for this camcorder is?

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KATE: Yeah,
I put it in the charger.

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[Beeping]

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PETER: How's this?

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KATE: Oh, much better.

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PETER: Kevin,
you better put your tie on.

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We don't want to be late
for the Christmas pageant.

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My tie's in the bathroom.
I can't go in there.

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Uncle Frank's taking a shower.

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He says if I saw him naked...

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I'd grow up
never feeling like a real man.

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Whatever that means.

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PETER: I'm sure he was kidding.

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Just run in there,
get your tie, get out...

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and don't look at anything.

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FRANK SlNGlNG HORRlBLY:
Well

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This cat they're talking about

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I wonderwho could it be

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'Cause they know
I'm the heaviest cat

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The heaviest cat
you ever did see

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Women see me
walking down the street

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None of the fellas want to speak

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Oh hey hey, on their faces

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They wear a silly smirk

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'Cause they know I'm the king

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Of the cool

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Jerk

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RADlO: Ooh

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FRANK: Get out of here,
you nosy little pervert...

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or I'll slap you silly!

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Oh, you're cooking, Frankie!

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[Singing]
Christmas tree

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My Christmas tree

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Lit up like a star

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When I see my Christmas tree

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Can loved ones be far?

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Christmas tree, I'm certain

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Wherever I roam

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KATE: Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell Leslie.

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PETER: Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell Frank.

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LESLlE: Frank, Kev--Frank.

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FRANK: Huh?

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KEVlN: [Singing]
Christmastime means laughter

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Toboggans in the snow

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Caroling to children

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With faces aglow

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Stockings on the mantel

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A wreath on the door

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And my merriest Christmas

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Needs just one thing more

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BOY SlNGlNG: Christmas tree,
my Christmas tree

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Lit up like--

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Oh!

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Oh!

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FRANK: Ha ha ha!

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Kevin!

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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury...

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I'd like to apologize
to my family...

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for whatever displeasure
I might have caused you.

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KEVlN: What?

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My prank
was immature and ill-timed.

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FRANK: lmmature or not...

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it was pretty
gol-dern hilarious.

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I'd also like to apologize
to my brother.

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Kevin, I'm sorry.

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KATE:
Oh, Buzz, that was very nice.

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Kevin, do you have
something to say?

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Beat that,
you little trout sniffer.

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I'm not sorry!
Buzz humiliated me.

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He gets away with everything,
so I let him have it.

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And since you're so stupid
to believe him...

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I don't care if your idiotic
Florida trip gets wrecked.

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Who wants to spend Christmas
in a tropical climate anyway?

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KATE: Kevin!

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PETER: You walk out,
you sleep on the third floor.

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Yeah, with me.

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What else is new?

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FRANK: You'd better not wreck
my trip, you little sourpuss.

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Your dad's
paying good money for it.

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I wouldn't want to spoil
your fun, Mr. Cheapskate.

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What a troubled young man.

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They're all a bunch of jerks.

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KATE: Hi.

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Last time
we tried to take a trip...

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we had a problem
that started just like this.

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KEVlN: Yeah,
with me getting crapped on.

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KATE: I don't care
for your choice of words.

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That's not what happened
last time or this time.

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Buzz apologized to you.

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Yeah, then he called me
a trout sniffer.

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He didn't mean what he said.
He was just sucking up to you.

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OK. Sit here for a while
and think things over.

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When you're ready to apologize
to Buzz and everyone else...

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you can come down.

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I'm not apologizing to Buzz.

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I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.

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Then you can stay here
the rest of the night.

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Fine.
I don't wanna be down there.

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I can't trust anybody
in this family.

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If I had my own money...

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I'd go on my own vacation,
alone, without any of you guys.

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I'd have the most fun
in my life.

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You got your wish last year.
Maybe you'll get it again.

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I hope so.

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[Beeping]

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[Doorbell rings]

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BOTH: We did it again!

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Aah!

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KATE: Our McCallisters
in the first van...

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the other McCallisters
in the second van.

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FRANK: I know
I shouldn't complain...

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but you guys give
the worst wake-up calls.

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KATE: Do you have the tickets?

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LESLlE: I've got them.
Here's your family's.

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KATE: How many do you have?

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-Seven.
-Seven?

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-Fourteen.
-Fourteen.

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KATE: Seven...

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eight, nine, ten.

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MEGAN: How come we aren't
sitting together?

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KATE: We're lucky
to get on the same plane.

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Eleven, twelve, thirteen...

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Where's Kevin?

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KEVlN: Fourteen.

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It's a good thing
I have my own ticket...

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in case
you guys try to ditch me.

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PETER: Come on, Kevin.

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KEVlN: Dad, I need batteries.

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PETER: They're in my bag.
Wait till we're on the plane.

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KEVlN: Why can't I get them now?
I can get them.

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PETER: What's the gate number?

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Eight-seventeen, sir.

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Hurry up.
It's the last gate.

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KEVlN: Wow.

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PETER: Eight-seventeen, Buzz!
Come on, Kevin.

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Kevin, you going to take my bag?

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You going to take my bag?
Come on.

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PETER:
Watch it, watch it, watch it.

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P.A.: American Airlines
flight 226 to New York...

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is now
in the final boarding process.

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Come on, come on.

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Dad, wait up!

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Dad, wait up!

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Wait up!

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Wait!

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BUZZ: Look out! Look out!

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KATE: Come on, come on!

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KEVlN: Dad, wait!

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KATE: Here we are. Here.

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PETER: Everybody here?
We made it? All right.

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The plane is ready to leave.

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KATE: Let me just make sure
everyone gets on.

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Don't worry.
We'll make sure.

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WOMAN: Merry Christmas.
Have a nice flight.

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-Merry Christmas.
-Bye-bye.

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Hey, wait up!
Hey, guys, wait for me!

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-Cutting it kind of close.
-Yeah, sorry.

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ATTENDANT: Merry Christmas.

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Dad, wait up!

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Wait!

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KEVlN: I'm sorry.

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ATTENDANT: That's all right.
Are you on this flight?

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KEVlN: Yeah, so is my family.

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They're already on the plane.
I don't want to be left behind.

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-Do you have a boarding pass?
-It's somewhere.

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SUPERVlSOR: We have to close up.

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ATTENDANT:
He dropped his boarding pass.

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KEVlN: This plane can't leave.

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This happened to me last year.

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Are you sure
your family's on this flight?

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KEVlN: Yeah. My dad ran in here
before I bumped into her.

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OK, board him...

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but make sure he locates
his family before you leave him.

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ATTENDANT:
Do you see your family?

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KEVlN:
There's my dad over there.

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ATTENDANT: OK. Find a seat.

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-Have a merry Christmas.
-You, too.

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STEWARDESS: In order
for the captain to push back...

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we need all passengers
to be seated...

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with their seat belts
securely fastened.

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KEVlN: So, have you ever
been to Florida?

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[Speaking French]

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[Rock and roll music playing]

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STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard
American Airlines flight 176...

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nonstop to New York...

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TOM PETTY SlNGlNG:
Oh, baby, it's Christmas

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All over

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Again...

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PETER: I didn't think
we were going to make it.

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Something wrong?

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Honey?

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I have that feeling.

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We forgot something?

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No, I don't thinkwe did,
but l...

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I just have that feeling.

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Bad memories, that's all.

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We did everything,
we brought everything...

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we have everybody.

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There's nothing to worry about.

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KATE: Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.

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You're right. We're fine.

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PETER: Nothing to worry about.

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KEVlN: Mom?

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Dad?

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Uncle Frank?

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Buzz?

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STEWARDESS: We're the last ones
off the plane.

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Where are those guys?

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-Whose is this?
-That's Brooke's.

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PETER: This is Megan's.
Brooke. Give this to Brooke.

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Give this to Kevin.

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Give this to Kevin.

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Give this to Kevin.

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-Give this to Kevin.
-Kevin.

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Give this to Kevin.

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-Give this to Kevin.
-Give this to Kevin.

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Give this to Kevin.

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-Give this to Kevin.
-Give this to Kevin.

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Here you go, Kevin.

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Kevin's not here.

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Kevin's not here.

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Kevin's not here.

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Kevin's not here.

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Kevin's not here.

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Kevin's not here.

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Kevin's not here.

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Kevin's not here.

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Kevin's not here.

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Kevin's not here.

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PETER: What?!

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Kevin!

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Excuse me,
but this is an emergency.

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Yes, sir?

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What city is that over there?

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That's New York, sir.

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Yikes, I did it again.

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Something wrong, sir?

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