歌词里有彩虹 男的唱的:高分报答！哪位能帮我翻译下面这个小故事？

自己翻译的.没有用翻译软件. 你可以自己对比.
In Bangkok,Thailand, When the door of the hotel opened in the morning，a pretty Thai lady greeted me ,”Morning, Mr Yu.” She was smiled. “How do you know my surname is Yu?” I was surprised. “Sorry, Mr Yu, every staff in each floor here is on duty should remember every guest’s name.” I was so delighted, Then I took the lift to the first floor, one more pretty waitress was standing at the door when the lift’s door opened. “Morning, Mr Yu”, “Oh, you know my surname too, How could it be that you also recite the names on the list of all the guests?” I was a little bit excited. “Mr Yu, the one up there just called me that you were coming downstairs” I didn’t realize she got a fly-phone hanging on her waist. Then she took me to breakfast. All the waiters in the restaurant called me Mr Yu as soon as possible when they serviced me. At that time, a plate of dessert which looked strange was coming. So I asked the waitress “what is this red plot in the middle?” And at the same time, I noticed that lady looked for a very short while first and then went back for a one step to explain what it was. “Well, what about this circle of black?” I went on asking. She went forward and then back again to explain what the black circle was. It was actually for prevent spitting me when she talked.
When I returned the room, the servant gave my credit card back after paying and made sure my deposit safely in the envelope. As he passed it to my hand, he said “Thank you, Mr Yu, I really hope to see you on the seventh time.” The seventh time? Oh, it was my sixth time to leave in this hotel, I suddenly realized.
It has been three years passed away, I even go to Thailand again since then. One day I received a card, I couldn’t believe it was from that hotel. “Dear Mr Yu,
Since you left on April 16th ,three years ago, we did not see you anymore. All the staff in the company miss you so much. We hope you will come by us when you go to Thailand someday.” At the end of the letter, it was “Happy birthday”.
I couldn’t believe it was my birthday they were writing the letter.
So, it is no doubt that winning guest’s faith is because of their super service quality.

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In Bangkok in Thailand, as I opende the door of my room in a hotel in a morning a beautiful Thai lady said hello to me with a smile:"Good mrning,Mr Yu." "How do you know my first name Yu?" "Mr Yu,every on-duty miss on every floor must remember every guest's name in every room." I went into a elevator to the first floor with pleasure,and when the door opende there came another Thai lady saying:"Good morning,Mr Yu.""Urm,you know my name too,how can it be posible that you have remember the names above?" "Mr Yu,the floor you live on phoned me that you had came down here."It turns out they have put up talkie and walkie on their waist.
So she took me to have breakfast.The waitresses in the dining-room placed the dishes on the table who called me Mr Yu as possible as they can.This time came a plate of dessert with strange look.So I asked them:What's this red one in the middle?"At this moment,I observed a detail that the miss stepped back to explain what it is after taking a look at it."And what's the black trap on the other side?"She went ahead for just one step and stepped back to said what it was.The back step prevented her spilting her slobber onto the dish.When I left after cancing the room,with saying :"Thank you,Mr Yu ,wish to see you the seventh thime",he gave the credit card back to me and put my receipt in order in the envenlop.Seeing me the seventh time?I have gone there six time already originally.
It is three years sine the last I have been to Thailand.One day,I received a card sent by the hotel I used to live in.Saying "Dear Mr Yu,we haven't seen you since you left three years ago in April 16th,all of us miss you so much,so you have to visit us next time you go to Thialand."And there were some wishes to my birthday bellow.It proved to be my birthday that day.Such excellent service wins the gests'heart without doubt.

In Bangkok, Thailand, the hotel one morning open the door, a beautiful Thai girl smiled, and I knew : "Back in the President. "" How do you know I surname I? "" Yu President, every one of us to remember Miss spell the name of each guest room. "I am pleased hearts, took the escalator up to the first floor, the door opened, Also a Thai girl standing there, "Back in the President. "" Oh, you know I named I, you also carry the names of the above, how can it? "" Yu President, you said in phone down. "He was overjoyed that they fly-phone. So she took me eat breakfast, restaurant service for me finally, I have to call on President, a time to inventory heart, the dessert looks like a very strange, I asked her "middle of the night? "At that time, I noted that a detailed, the girl read a bit on a step backwards say what that red, "Then the next ring ...? "She came and read better, and after that ... Even so what. This is a step backwards in order to prevent her mouth will accommodate dishes Lane. I return a house to leave, after he allegedly returned to the credit card I, and then provide my receipts for good on envelopes, to the time I said, "Thank you, the President, really hope to see you again the seventh. "Seventh to see that I was the original sixth. Three years have passed I'd been Thailand. One day I received a card and found that they sent the hotel, "Dear Mr. Yu, three years ago on April 16 after you leave, we will not see you again, the company is all miss very top, next after Thailand must look at us. "I write to wish you a happy birthday. The original letter was to be my birthday. This quality service has won the hearts of a customer.

In Bangkok in Thailand, as I opende the door of my room in a hotel in a morning a beautiful Thai lady said hello to me with a smile:"Good mrning,Mr Yu." "How do you know my first name Yu?" "Mr Yu,every on-duty miss on every floor must remember every guest's name in every room." I went into a elevator to the first floor with pleasure,and when the door opende there came another Thai lady saying:"Good morning,Mr Yu.""Urm,you know my name too,how can it be posible that you have remember the names above?" "Mr Yu,the floor you live on phoned me that you had came down here."It turns out they have put up talkie and walkie on their waist.
So she took me to have breakfast.The waitresses in the dining-room placed the dishes on the table who called me Mr Yu as possible as they can.This time came a plate of dessert with strange look.So I asked them:What's this red one in the middle?"At this moment,I observed a detail that the miss stepped back to explain what it is after taking a look at it."And what's the black trap on the other side?"She went ahead for just one step and stepped back to said what it was.The back step prevented her spilting her slobber onto the dish.When I left after cancing the room,with saying :"Thank you,Mr Yu ,wish to see you the seventh thime",he gave the credit card back to me and put my receipt in order in the envenlop.Seeing me the seventh time?I have gone there six time already originally.
It is three years sine the last I have been to Thailand.One day,I received a card sent by the hotel I used to live in.Saying "Dear Mr Yu,we haven't seen you since you left three years ago in April 16th,all of us miss you so much,so you have to visit us next time you go to Thialand."And there were some wishes to my birthday bellow.It proved to be my birthday that day.Such excellent service wins the gests'heart without doubt.
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Bangkok in Thailand, in the morning once the cabaret open the door, a beautiful Thai young lady smiles to say "hello" with me:"Early, in Sir.""You how can anyone know am I remaining?""In Sir, we are a layer of each name which is on duty a young lady and remembers each room guests."My heart in very happy, multiplied by elevator to arrive the first floor, once the door open, another Thai young lady stands where, " early, in Sir."", You also know my surname remaining, you also carried on the back a top of name, how possible?""In Sir, make a phone call to say you came down up."Originally their waist hangs interphone up.
Hence she takes me to have breakfast, the attendant of restaurant ascends vegetables for me, all calling me as far as possible in the Sir, coming to one stocktaking heart at this time, the appearance of dessert is very strange, I ask her"in the center what is this ising very red ?"At this time, I notice to a detail, that young lady saw once, retreat an one step to say that very red is what, " so and side is this very black?"She comes forward and sees one eye, and then retreats an one step to say that very black is what.This countermarch one step be will splash vegetables for the sake of prevent°froming her saliva.
I check out to leave of time, he returns the credit card to me, then folded my receipt to put in the envelope after brushing card, the time which returns to me says, "thank you, in the Sir, true the hope sees again you for the seventh time."See again for the seventh time, originally that I am for the sixth time to go to.
Passed by me have never had been to Thailand again for 3 years.One day I receive a card, the detection is what their cabaret sends come, "dear Sir in, April 16 of 3 year agos you after leaving, we didn't see again you,The company all top and bottoms all think of very, the next time must see us through Thailand."Below what to write wish your happy birthday.That day of birthday which is I writing a letter originally.
The service of this kind of superior quality won a heart of customer doubtless