花草间 徐浩mp3下载:大家帮我翻译以下内容，谢谢

强烈BS“导引者 - 举人 四级”在自己的每一个回答中冠以“专业翻译”的字眼！
"qwkingdom - 试用期 一级"的“参考资料：我英语已过六级...”也好不到哪里去！六级算什么？

一个个全是“swear”？一个个全是“girls”？居然没一个人仔细斟酌过，“girls”是否指的是“女生”？
swear是相当于中国人“天打雷辟，不得好死”一样的“赌咒”，我觉得这里还是用“promise”比较好。
女生：schoolgirl

I promise that I won't fell in love with any schoolgirls in the next three years.

http://www.baidu.com/s?ct=0&ie=gb2312&bs=%C8%BB%BB%D8%CA%D7&sr=&z=&cl=3&f=8&wd=%CE%D2%B7%A2%CA%C4+I+promise

I swear : I absolutely do not like any girls in the next three years!

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I swear : I absolutely do not like any girls in the next three years! If I deceived you so! I Budeihaosi ~~! ! I really like you!
我发誓：我今后三年绝对不喜欢任何女生！ 要是我欺骗了你的话！我不得好死~~！！ 我真的是喜欢你！

·专业翻译·

I swear I will stay away from girls for the next three years.

I swear,I wont hunt any girls the following 3 years!

I swear I will definitely not show any of my emotions on any girl during the three years to come.

I pledged that, My next three years absolutely will not like any
female student!==我发誓：我今后三年绝对不喜欢任何女生！